Men’s rules

 

I’ve just stumpled upon a very interesting post about men’s rules for wives. Under are just some highlights :-)

  • Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
  • If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  • Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  • Crying is blackmail.
  • “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  • Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  • If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.

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